So Becca and I were at Cracker Barrel this evening when she got onto the subject of some of the crazy posts she's been reading on www.mylifeisaverage.com and mentioned THIS post:
Today, I was talking to my 7-year old cousin on what kind of job she wants when she's older. She responded with, "I want to be a blow job, because people are always saying they want one. I'll never go out of business." I still haven't stopped laughing. MLIA.
(Yeah I know, going to hell in a hand basket with gasoline underwear, gotcha)
Anyway, hearing this prompted me to say that kids are apparently learning to turn tricks earlier in life, to which I made a voice of a father-type figure instructing a girl on the proper way to rub the balls of her john.
Apparently the voice I used reminded Becca of John Madden. Which brings us to our blog title:
John Madden, God and America bless him, is incredibly annoying as an announcer. His voice grates on me. And I know a LOT of John Madden Football game players who turn the announcers voice off just so they don't have to hear Captain Obvious explain why the running back dropped the ball after he got tackled.
In short, what other announcing or voice-over jobs should John Madden NOT have? One of them is rather obvious to me:
Pr0n.
Can you imagine hearing his voice just as the guy loses it during the money shot?
"Now ya see here, this guy's got great coverage over the girl's face, but he lost it in the attempt to give her a pearl necklace. THIS is the result of poor ball handling."
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